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So no one at my friend’s old high school is allowed to dress up for halloween anymore because one year this kid came to school on a bike wearing a red jumpsuit with tampons taped to him. He rode around the school telling people he was the menstrual cycle

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the beluga whale - if this is what sailors mistook for a mermaid, now i understand.

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sifu-kisu:

From Comicon 2008

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‘21 year old Tesnim Sayar was born and raised in Odense, with the Turkish Muslim descent. She defines herself as Muslim punk and grow rebellious punk clothing style and culture, but live according to his own religious beliefs.  Tesnim says:’


“my message is also that you should not continue to believe that Muslim girls are just sitting at home is boring. . I’m tired of people’s generalizations and stereotypes about Muslim girls. Therefore, I am punk.”

check out original site http://mydisguises.com/2011/08/25/muslim-punk-fashion/


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Every Time Zone, A Visual Time Zone Calculator

Oh. My. God. FINALLY. 

Yes. Real stoked on this.

YASSSS

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A’capella cover, huh… we’ll see about th…  …

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Just a little reminder in case you non-vegans forget that what you’re eating is a chicken’s menstruation cycle. So glad I’m not guzzling down anyone’s period anymore.

OMG YOU MEAN EGGS DON’T COME FROM MAGIC?!! THANK YOU SUPERVEGAN! 

just had eggs god they were delish

man i love eggs

im sorry i just find pretentious vegans to be really hilarious

mmm delicious chicken periods

ok

its a fucking egg cell

do you know what else has the same purpose as egg cells?

seeds

do you know what holds seeds?

fruit.

enjoy eating your plant uterus, OP

sorry i couldn’t hear you over my delicious sizzling chicken periods

OH MY GOD YOU GUYS! THIS TOTALLY HAPPENED TO ME THIS MORNING!

I WAS MAKING EGGS FOR BREAKFAST, JUST MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS, AND THEN BAM! SUDDENLY IT BECAME A BABY CHICKEN!

Instead of eggs and bacon I grabbed some Orange Soda and had dinner for breakfast.

It was delicious.

YOU GUYS DO KNOW THAT THE YOLK IS THE SHIT BABY CHICKENS FEED ON? AND A LOT OF BIRD BREEDERS FEED CHICKEN PERIODS TO THEIR BREEDING BIRDS BECAUSE THE BIRDS LOVE IT AND IT’S FUCKING FOOD FOR THEM AND THEIR CHICKS. THEY EVEN FEED IT TO CHICKENS.

SHIT GUYS WE BETTER TELL THEM BIRD BREEDERS THAT BIRDS COME FROM EGGS.

These pictures are really cool

oh pretentious vegan….

this grossed me out a lot though… cus i went out for breakfast once and there was blood ijn my egg and ive never been able to eat them since really….

fuck yall’ for this. man………………

mmmm. 

 

 

don’t you dare try to make me feel bad for eating what you don’t.

Seriously, if eggs are chicken periods, then consider me a chicken tampon cause I sop dat shit UP!

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This is balut! It’s a common snack in Southeast Asia with many variations—the age of the embryo, the method of cooking, the condiments. I want to try it someday. I love the taste of eggs and I like the taste of chicken, so it makes sense that the status in between would be an enticing mix of both. 

b…balut on my dash #CRY

ALSO those are really good pictures of the developing chick. It’s a little sad but still good. If people give shit about chicken eggs, uhhh the chicken produces an egg almost everyday and if we don’t eat it, well it’s going to either sit there or get broken/stomp on so EAT IT.

also eggs are delicious.

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MOLLY

ITS AMONDAY

WHY IS IT MONDAY? WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME, GOD?

I waited 6 minutes just so I could reblog this on amonday

AMONDAY!!!!!!!

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